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Cat Express
February 3, 2026 at 08:41 AM
Content update (2026-02-03)
Cat Express is an underground logistics and intelligence network operating in Nova City. The organization manages the city's unofficial infrastructure, filling gaps left by legitimate governmental and corporate entities while maintaining cooperative relationships with authorities.
The organization prioritizes 'speed and stealth' - the 'Cat' evoking quiet movement and 'Express' indicating delivery velocity. Cat Express 'serves as the city's shadow infrastructure,' providing services that official channels cannot or will not handle.
The organization blends serious operational capabilities with lighthearted, non-threatening aesthetics - exemplified through Taffy's 'adorable aesthetic masking serious capabilities.'
Cat Express provides various services:
Express delivery of time-sensitive packages and emergency supplies.
Information brokerage and street-level intelligence gathering.
Underground navigation and routing expertise through hidden passages.
Quick response services outside official channels.
Cross-factional awareness and early warning systems.
Covert infiltration and information security practices.
Taffy represents Cat Express within the Anti-Chaos Directorate crew. Despite being 'supremely lazy but incredibly effective when motivated,' she possesses serious capabilities including a transforming mallet-bike weapon and expertise in speed, stealth, and underground navigation.
Taffy leads the Yeet Squad, a rapid-response unit that leverages Cat Express's underground networks for tactical advantage.
Leadership structure remains mysterious. The organization maintains strict operational security regarding its command hierarchy and decision-making processes to protect leaders and preserve deniability.
Cat Express maintains complex relationships with Nova City's organizations:
Anti-Chaos Directorate - Formal or informal cooperation providing tactical and strategic support.
NCCA - Pragmatic but tense relationship involving information trading while avoiding legal complications.
Criminal Elements - Careful navigation of underground networks while maintaining operational neutrality.
Corporate Sector - Potential provision of discrete delivery and intelligence services.